dear sir or madam,
i think i speak on behalf of every 4-9 year old child and/or all those in the 3'11"-4'11" height range when i ask: really?
yes safety should come first but is your ass crack really the only thing you could use to hold the subway pole? i feel for the unknowing victims who often hold onto the pole to stabilize themselves and wonder why it's so warm (though admittedly sometimes pleasantly so).
sir or madam i also notice that you are holding a 3-ring binder betwixt your thighs. i sincerely apologize if by some birth defect or tragic accident you no longer have use of your hands, but may i suggest the crook of your elbow or the head-to-shoulder technique that seems to work so well for cell phones?
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