for the record, the cake reads: Sorry for peeing on the futon.
i cannot make this stuff up, folks.
the whole concept of "housewarming" went a bit far. passing out and peeing yourself on the furniture is pretty high up there on the list of greatest party fouls you can commit. right up there with setting the host house on fire...
check and check.
whatever, it's still a really pretty house and we may forgive you one day.
not soon though.
