i was checking mom's email last night, as per request. i noticed an old email from sis that she had sent to mom. it was marked as read, but mom never replied to it. so 10 days later (mother's day) i decide it would be a good idea to reply to sis' email from mom's account b/c it would make her day that mom is thinking about her on this special day:
my dearest cristy,
today is mother's day. thank you for your gift of NOTHING. i'm sorry i ever gave birth to you.
xoxo,
mom
ok, so i didn't really sign it "mom" but used my name instead. good thing too b/c apparently sis is way insecure.
her response to me:
why are you always messing with me??! my jaw kind of dropped when i read that and i was like holy shit why would mom write such a mean email.
can you sense the panic in there? i can and it makes me feel warm inside. roflcopter.
the moral of this story? tell your family you love them. then mess with them a little. rinse and repeat.
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2 comments:
i love thee.
eternally.
never leave dc?
okay?
good.
we're looking for a place! come to the house warming party? ok, so i'm jumping the gun and we first need a house to live in -- but whatevs.
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