sooo, apparently i'm really good at convincing people that bad ideas sound better than they actually are. and by "people" i mean kemi, and by "bad ideas" i mean getting her to fit inside a suitcase.
i'm proud of my work.
she was hesitant at first. you could definitely tell in her voice that she was not committed to the idea, so i had to step in and make stuff up about simply being able to fold her legs over her body in some contortionist type of way. of course i was making all of this up, but that's beside the point.